is just SITTING THERE all day… What’s REALLY going on behind the scenes, though? As it turns out… not much.
Next, I turned my suspicion to Lawbot HQ. Is this some sort of CONSPIRACY by the Cogs to make things easier for us Toons? This also makes Toontown a bit SAFE-r for new Toons, which is a win. Documents I snatched directly from the Cashbot Vault reveal that the Cashbots have been MEDDLING with our safes - safe and super-safe Districts as you knew them are no more! Thankfully, I alerted Toon Hall JUST in time, and they’re implementing a replacement as we speak! From now on, some safe Districts will NOT contain any invasions, and some will NOT contain any events. hasn't had much heat put on him since Operation: Crash Cashbot Headquarters, so he’s been up to ALL kinds of nonsense.
Now let us turn the page to the next tale, as that was only ONE of the many in this (not very) mysterious update! I was recently tipped off about a PLOT being put together in Cashbot HQ. The memory of this lack of music irks me to this day! A resident of the Melodyland cannot STAND for that! So, I SAT down, and wrote to the Cattlelog with plans to not only BRING Jukeboxes to the estate, but also add NEW music to them! You can pick up this brand-new rental in your Cattlelog - along with the other brand-new rental, Beach Balls! I realized that Toons don’t just want TUNES, they want more fun, and what’s more fun than even more rentals? In fact, fear not about choosing between them: you may now have multiple rentals at once! To my shock, I was greeted with nothing… but SILENCE. Yes, once upon a case solved by yours truly, my path crossed upon the locale of a Toon estate. Allow me, myself, and I guide you through unpacking this most UNSCRUPULOUS mystery - the Most Mysterious 3.5.0 Update!Īdmittedly, it’s not that mysterious… at all… I just added that part for DRAMATIC EFFECT! There is however, MUCH to unpack. Oh, WOE is me! BEHOLD, Toontown - it is I, Detective Dirge, one most plagued by DREADFUL knowledge and mysteries of the land! What does it all mean? Boxes of juke, Districts of safes… and just WHAT, exactly, is a ‘Diss cord?’ Unlike the other duck detective, Samantha Spade, I have a very UNserious way of going about my detective work.
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